I was talking to my friend about that bitch and said “now she was a whore of a different color”
I was thinking of that poem about frying an egg on the leg while taking personal snapchats but this is too good not to exploit on tumblr
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
THANK YOU TAHNK YOU OMG YES